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“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those

who can best manage change.”

Zombies are a real thing. Don’t be caught off-guard! Unless you have a self-sustaining fortress, you will need to Transport to a safer location. First things first, you must know your enemy. Zombies come in two flavors: fast and slow. Fast are definitely cool, but you'll need more than a baseball bat and a pair of running sneakers to survive that zombie attack. Slow zombies - well why the heck would anyone die from a slow zombie? If you can't get away from a slow zombie, you earned dismemberment. Let's suppose that you made it through the first 10 minutes of the zombie-fest, and while most of your town are looking for live flesh to feast on, you're wondering how to hot-wire a car and get out of town. You need a plan of action, and you need to move! If you find yourself holing up in your car, be is a snow storm, an accident on the road, or the Zombie Apocalypse, make survival your priority with food, water, warmth, first aid, tools, and entertainment. 

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